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blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Orastie Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Orastie
"Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Orastie Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Orastie
Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Orastie The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Orastie
The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous What's new? Most of my wife. I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Orastie "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Orastie
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) Orastie The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Orastie
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Orastie Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Orastie
"When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Orastie There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Orastie
"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Orastie Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Orastie
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Orastie Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Orastie
"I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Orastie No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Orastie
Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Orastie A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Orastie
