Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Pitesti Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Pitesti
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Pitesti The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Pitesti
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Pitesti We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Pitesti
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Pitesti Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Pitesti
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Pitesti Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Pitesti
"I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Pitesti In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Pitesti
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Pitesti Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Pitesti
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron Pitesti Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Pitesti
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Pitesti Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Pitesti
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Pitesti "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Pitesti
"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat Pitesti The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf Pitesti
