Zalau - Contains an overview of the city, including details about its population, its history and its ethnic structure.
He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Zalau Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Zalau
Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Zalau If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Zalau
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Zalau "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Zalau
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Zalau The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Zalau
Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Zalau Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Zalau
Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Zalau Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Zalau
blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Zalau With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Zalau
Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Zalau Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Zalau
No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Zalau We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Zalau
The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Zalau "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Zalau
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Zalau Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Zalau
