There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Belgorodskaya Oblast A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Belgorodskaya Oblast
The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Belgorodskaya Oblast Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Belgorodskaya Oblast
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Belgorodskaya Oblast "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Belgorodskaya Oblast
No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Belgorodskaya Oblast Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Belgorodskaya Oblast
A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Belgorodskaya Oblast Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Belgorodskaya Oblast
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Belgorodskaya Oblast Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Belgorodskaya Oblast
All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Belgorodskaya Oblast "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Belgorodskaya Oblast
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Belgorodskaya Oblast Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Belgorodskaya Oblast
The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Belgorodskaya Oblast "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Belgorodskaya Oblast
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Belgorodskaya Oblast Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Belgorodskaya Oblast
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Belgorodskaya Oblast Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Belgorodskaya Oblast
