Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Chitinskaya Oblast They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Chitinskaya Oblast
The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Chitinskaya Oblast "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Chitinskaya Oblast
Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Chitinskaya Oblast The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Chitinskaya Oblast
Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Chitinskaya Oblast "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Chitinskaya Oblast
Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Chitinskaya Oblast When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Chitinskaya Oblast
"In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Chitinskaya Oblast "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Chitinskaya Oblast
"From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Chitinskaya Oblast Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
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I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Chitinskaya Oblast "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Chitinskaya Oblast
"Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Chitinskaya Oblast There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Chitinskaya Oblast
"The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Chitinskaya Oblast Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Chitinskaya Oblast
Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Chitinskaya Oblast The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Chitinskaya Oblast