Man and wife make one fool. In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Do or do not. There is no try.
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-- Anonymous Chukotka Automomous District Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Chukotka Automomous District
Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Chukotka Automomous District I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Chukotka Automomous District
Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
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-- Jeremy S. Anderson Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Chukotka Automomous District
"When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein A clever man commits no minor blunders.
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-- Anatole France "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Chukotka Automomous District
No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Chukotka Automomous District
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Chukotka Automomous District "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Chukotka Automomous District
If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
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- Niels Bohr Chukotka Automomous District Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
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Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Chukotka Automomous District "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
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-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Chukotka Automomous District
"Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Chukotka Automomous District Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
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To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Chukotka Automomous District "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
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-- Fred Allen A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Chukotka Automomous District
The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Chukotka Automomous District "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
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