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Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Jewish Autonomous Region Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone Jewish Autonomous Region
"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Jewish Autonomous Region A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Jewish Autonomous Region
We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Jewish Autonomous Region There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Jewish Autonomous Region
"I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Jewish Autonomous Region Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
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Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Jewish Autonomous Region "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Jewish Autonomous Region
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Jewish Autonomous Region Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Jewish Autonomous Region
"You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Jewish Autonomous Region He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Jewish Autonomous Region
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Jewish Autonomous Region If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Jewish Autonomous Region
"Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Jewish Autonomous Region Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Jewish Autonomous Region
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Jewish Autonomous Region "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Jewish Autonomous Region
The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Jewish Autonomous Region "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Jewish Autonomous Region
