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"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Kaliningradskaya Oblast I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Kaliningradskaya Oblast
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Kaliningradskaya Oblast "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Kaliningradskaya Oblast
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Kaliningradskaya Oblast Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Kaliningradskaya Oblast
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Kaliningradskaya Oblast Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Kaliningradskaya Oblast
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Kaliningradskaya Oblast "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Kaliningradskaya Oblast
I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Kaliningradskaya Oblast Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Kaliningradskaya Oblast
Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Kaliningradskaya Oblast God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Kaliningradskaya Oblast
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Kaliningradskaya Oblast Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Kaliningradskaya Oblast
Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Kaliningradskaya Oblast "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Kaliningradskaya Oblast
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Kaliningradskaya Oblast Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kaliningradskaya Oblast
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Kaliningradskaya Oblast I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Kaliningradskaya Oblast
