Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Kaluzhskaya Oblast Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Kaluzhskaya Oblast
"Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Kaluzhskaya Oblast I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Kaluzhskaya Oblast
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Kaluzhskaya Oblast Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Kaluzhskaya Oblast
The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Kaluzhskaya Oblast "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Kaluzhskaya Oblast
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Kaluzhskaya Oblast I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Kaluzhskaya Oblast
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Kaluzhskaya Oblast The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Kaluzhskaya Oblast
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Kaluzhskaya Oblast No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Kaluzhskaya Oblast
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Kaluzhskaya Oblast If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Kaluzhskaya Oblast
blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Kaluzhskaya Oblast A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Kaluzhskaya Oblast
Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Kaluzhskaya Oblast "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Kaluzhskaya Oblast
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Kaluzhskaya Oblast Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Kaluzhskaya Oblast
