"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Kemerovskaya Oblast I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Kemerovskaya Oblast
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kemerovskaya Oblast It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Kemerovskaya Oblast
We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Kemerovskaya Oblast When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Kemerovskaya Oblast
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Kemerovskaya Oblast "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Kemerovskaya Oblast
"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Kemerovskaya Oblast Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Kemerovskaya Oblast
"I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Kemerovskaya Oblast "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Kemerovskaya Oblast
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Kemerovskaya Oblast Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Kemerovskaya Oblast
If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Kemerovskaya Oblast "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Kemerovskaya Oblast
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Kemerovskaya Oblast "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Kemerovskaya Oblast
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Kemerovskaya Oblast Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Kemerovskaya Oblast
Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Kemerovskaya Oblast You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
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