Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel Sochi There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Sochi
A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Sochi If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Sochi
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Sochi We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Sochi
The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Sochi Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Sochi
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Sochi I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Sochi
Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Sochi Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Sochi
"The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Sochi "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Sochi
"Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso May you never leave your marriage alive. If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Sochi If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Sochi
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Sochi The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Sochi
If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Sochi I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Sochi
The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Sochi Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Sochi
