Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Kurskaya Oblast The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Kurskaya Oblast
"God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Kurskaya Oblast In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Kurskaya Oblast
This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Kurskaya Oblast Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Kurskaya Oblast
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Kurskaya Oblast Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Kurskaya Oblast
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Kurskaya Oblast To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Kurskaya Oblast
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Kurskaya Oblast If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Kurskaya Oblast
May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Kurskaya Oblast If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Kurskaya Oblast
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Kurskaya Oblast "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Kurskaya Oblast
"The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes My other wife is beautiful. Kurskaya Oblast The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Kurskaya Oblast
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Kurskaya Oblast Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Kurskaya Oblast
"It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Kurskaya Oblast "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Kurskaya Oblast
