I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Kursk Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Kursk
"It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Kursk They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Kursk
History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Kursk "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Kursk
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Kursk Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Kursk
May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Kursk When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Kursk
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Kursk He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Kursk
"When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Kursk Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Kursk
"You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Kursk Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Kursk
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Kursk Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Kursk
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Kursk The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Kursk
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Man and wife make one fool. Kursk Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Kursk
