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Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Magadanskaya Oblast "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Magadanskaya Oblast
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Magadanskaya Oblast Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Magadanskaya Oblast
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Magadanskaya Oblast Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Magadanskaya Oblast
blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Magadanskaya Oblast Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Magadanskaya Oblast
What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Magadanskaya Oblast The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Magadanskaya Oblast
"Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Magadanskaya Oblast "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Magadanskaya Oblast
If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making "Think off-center." (George Carlin) I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Magadanskaya Oblast Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Magadanskaya Oblast
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Magadanskaya Oblast Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Magadanskaya Oblast
If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Magadanskaya Oblast When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Magadanskaya Oblast
If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Magadanskaya Oblast "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Magadanskaya Oblast
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Magadanskaya Oblast Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Magadanskaya Oblast
