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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Health Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Health
"In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Health "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Health
"The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Health Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Health
What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Health Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Health
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Health Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Health
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton Health For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Health
"Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Health It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health
"There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Health "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Health
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Health When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Health
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Health Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Health
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin Health blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Health
