"I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Travel and Tourism I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Travel and Tourism
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Travel and Tourism "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Travel and Tourism
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Travel and Tourism "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Travel and Tourism
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Travel and Tourism The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
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-- Arnold Toynbee Travel and Tourism
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Travel and Tourism
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Travel and Tourism The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Travel and Tourism Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Travel and Tourism
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Travel and Tourism Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Travel and Tourism
"We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Travel and Tourism Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Travel and Tourism
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Travel and Tourism
As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Travel and Tourism If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Travel and Tourism
