"In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Novosibirskaya Oblast "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Novosibirskaya Oblast
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Novosibirskaya Oblast All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Novosibirskaya Oblast
If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Novosibirskaya Oblast I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Novosibirskaya Oblast
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Novosibirskaya Oblast A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Novosibirskaya Oblast
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Novosibirskaya Oblast >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Novosibirskaya Oblast
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Novosibirskaya Oblast "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Novosibirskaya Oblast
"College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Novosibirskaya Oblast Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Novosibirskaya Oblast
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Novosibirskaya Oblast You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Novosibirskaya Oblast
Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Novosibirskaya Oblast Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Novosibirskaya Oblast
Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Novosibirskaya Oblast I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Novosibirskaya Oblast
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Novosibirskaya Oblast In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Novosibirskaya Oblast
