"Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Orenburgskaya Oblast Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Orenburgskaya Oblast
"The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Orenburgskaya Oblast If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Orenburgskaya Oblast
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Orenburgskaya Oblast Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Orenburgskaya Oblast
"Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Orenburgskaya Oblast Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Orenburgskaya Oblast
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Orenburgskaya Oblast "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Orenburgskaya Oblast
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Orenburgskaya Oblast In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Orenburgskaya Oblast
No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Orenburgskaya Oblast Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Orenburgskaya Oblast
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Orenburgskaya Oblast Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Orenburgskaya Oblast
"No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Orenburgskaya Oblast "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Orenburgskaya Oblast
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Orenburgskaya Oblast I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Orenburgskaya Oblast
A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Orenburgskaya Oblast The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Orenburgskaya Oblast
