NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Orlovskaya Oblast Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Orlovskaya Oblast
As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Orlovskaya Oblast I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Orlovskaya Oblast
This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Orlovskaya Oblast "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Orlovskaya Oblast
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Orlovskaya Oblast I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Orlovskaya Oblast
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Orlovskaya Oblast Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Orlovskaya Oblast
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Orlovskaya Oblast "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Orlovskaya Oblast
Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Orlovskaya Oblast "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Orlovskaya Oblast
"Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Orlovskaya Oblast I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Orlovskaya Oblast
We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Orlovskaya Oblast "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Orlovskaya Oblast
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Orlovskaya Oblast If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Orlovskaya Oblast
The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Orlovskaya Oblast Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Orlovskaya Oblast
