If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
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The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
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A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
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-- Billy Sunday Republic of Mari El
If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
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I worship the quicksand he walks in.
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Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
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Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
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I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
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-- Albert Einstein University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
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If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
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-- Robert Briffault We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
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