Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Sakhalinskaya Oblast Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Sakhalinskaya Oblast
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Sakhalinskaya Oblast "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Sakhalinskaya Oblast
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Sakhalinskaya Oblast "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Sakhalinskaya Oblast
"The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Sakhalinskaya Oblast Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Sakhalinskaya Oblast
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Sakhalinskaya Oblast "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Sakhalinskaya Oblast
blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Sakhalinskaya Oblast Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Sakhalinskaya Oblast
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Sakhalinskaya Oblast "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Sakhalinskaya Oblast
I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Sakhalinskaya Oblast Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Sakhalinskaya Oblast
Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Sakhalinskaya Oblast You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Sakhalinskaya Oblast
I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Sakhalinskaya Oblast I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Marriage is a rest period between romances. "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Sakhalinskaya Oblast
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Sakhalinskaya Oblast "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Sakhalinskaya Oblast
