An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Tambovskaya Oblast "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Tambovskaya Oblast
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Tambovskaya Oblast "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Tambovskaya Oblast
"To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Tambovskaya Oblast "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Tambovskaya Oblast
Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Tambovskaya Oblast Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Tambovskaya Oblast
I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Tambovskaya Oblast I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Tambovskaya Oblast
Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Tambovskaya Oblast May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Tambovskaya Oblast
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Tambovskaya Oblast The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Tambovskaya Oblast
Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Tambovskaya Oblast Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Tambovskaya Oblast
Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Tambovskaya Oblast You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Tambovskaya Oblast
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Tambovskaya Oblast Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Tambovskaya Oblast
"When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Tambovskaya Oblast "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Tambovskaya Oblast
