In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Ul'yanovskaya Oblast Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Ul'yanovskaya Oblast
I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Ul'yanovskaya Oblast "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard Ul'yanovskaya Oblast
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Ul'yanovskaya Oblast Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Ul'yanovskaya Oblast
"The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Ul'yanovskaya Oblast What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Ul'yanovskaya Oblast
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Ul'yanovskaya Oblast "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Ul'yanovskaya Oblast
CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Ul'yanovskaya Oblast Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Ul'yanovskaya Oblast
"Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Ul'yanovskaya Oblast The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Ul'yanovskaya Oblast
No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Ul'yanovskaya Oblast "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Ul'yanovskaya Oblast
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Ul'yanovskaya Oblast It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Ul'yanovskaya Oblast
I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Ul'yanovskaya Oblast Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Ul'yanovskaya Oblast
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Ul'yanovskaya Oblast Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Ul'yanovskaya Oblast
