Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Vladimirskaya Oblast It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Vladimirskaya Oblast
"The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Vladimirskaya Oblast I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Vladimirskaya Oblast
"Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Vladimirskaya Oblast I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Vladimirskaya Oblast
"It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Vladimirskaya Oblast I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
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Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Vladimirskaya Oblast "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Vladimirskaya Oblast
I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Vladimirskaya Oblast Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Vladimirskaya Oblast
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Vladimirskaya Oblast If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Vladimirskaya Oblast
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Vladimirskaya Oblast Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Vladimirskaya Oblast
"Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Vladimirskaya Oblast Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Vladimirskaya Oblast
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Vladimirskaya Oblast There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Vladimirskaya Oblast
The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Vladimirskaya Oblast However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Vladimirskaya Oblast
