Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Voronezhskaya Oblast "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Voronezhskaya Oblast
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Voronezhskaya Oblast I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Voronezhskaya Oblast
"Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Voronezhskaya Oblast In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Voronezhskaya Oblast
Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Voronezhskaya Oblast How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Voronezhskaya Oblast
Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "Think off-center." (George Carlin) To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Voronezhskaya Oblast If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Voronezhskaya Oblast
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Voronezhskaya Oblast "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Voronezhskaya Oblast
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Voronezhskaya Oblast My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Voronezhskaya Oblast
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Voronezhskaya Oblast I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Voronezhskaya Oblast
"To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Voronezhskaya Oblast "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Voronezhskaya Oblast
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Voronezhskaya Oblast Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Voronezhskaya Oblast
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Voronezhskaya Oblast Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Voronezhskaya Oblast
