Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Yaroslavskaya Oblast This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Yaroslavskaya Oblast
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Yaroslavskaya Oblast What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Yaroslavskaya Oblast
The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Yaroslavskaya Oblast "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Yaroslavskaya Oblast
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Yaroslavskaya Oblast A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Yaroslavskaya Oblast
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Yaroslavskaya Oblast Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Yaroslavskaya Oblast
"How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Yaroslavskaya Oblast Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Yaroslavskaya Oblast
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Yaroslavskaya Oblast Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Yaroslavskaya Oblast
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Yaroslavskaya Oblast Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Yaroslavskaya Oblast
A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Yaroslavskaya Oblast You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Yaroslavskaya Oblast
Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Yaroslavskaya Oblast NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Yaroslavskaya Oblast
For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Yaroslavskaya Oblast Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Yaroslavskaya Oblast
