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Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Clubs and Venues You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
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-- W. Somerset Maugham Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Clubs and Venues
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Clubs and Venues The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
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- Jeremy Taylor Clubs and Venues
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
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-- Anatole France "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Clubs and Venues
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
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-- Hunter S. Thompson My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Clubs and Venues
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Clubs and Venues Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Clubs and Venues
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Clubs and Venues "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
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-- Unknown history student Clubs and Venues
Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Clubs and Venues A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
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"A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Clubs and Venues I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Clubs and Venues
"The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Clubs and Venues Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Clubs and Venues
Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Clubs and Venues The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
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-- Abraham Lincoln Clubs and Venues
Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Clubs and Venues A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
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