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In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Consumer Electronics Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Consumer Electronics
"Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Consumer Electronics "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Marriage is a rest period between romances. Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Consumer Electronics
"The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Consumer Electronics There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Consumer Electronics
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Consumer Electronics blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Consumer Electronics
"I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Consumer Electronics CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Consumer Electronics
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Consumer Electronics "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Consumer Electronics
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Consumer Electronics "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Consumer Electronics
Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Consumer Electronics A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Consumer Electronics
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Consumer Electronics You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Consumer Electronics
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Consumer Electronics I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Consumer Electronics
Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Consumer Electronics Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Consumer Electronics
