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"I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
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-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Flowers and Gifts
"The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Flowers and Gifts There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Flowers and Gifts
"Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Flowers and Gifts Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
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-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Flowers and Gifts
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Flowers and Gifts Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Flowers and Gifts
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Flowers and Gifts A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth Flowers and Gifts
The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Flowers and Gifts Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Flowers and Gifts
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Flowers and Gifts It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Flowers and Gifts
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Spinster: A bachelor's wife. We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Flowers and Gifts If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Flowers and Gifts
"God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Flowers and Gifts If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
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-- Katharine Hepburn If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Flowers and Gifts
If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Flowers and Gifts Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Flowers and Gifts
"He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Flowers and Gifts All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Flowers and Gifts
