"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Sporting Goods When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
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-- Heywood Brown Sporting Goods
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Sporting Goods Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Sporting Goods
I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
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- Robert Orben Sporting Goods "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
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-- Margaret Fairless Barber A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Sporting Goods
'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
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nerves Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Sporting Goods
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) Sporting Goods "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Sporting Goods
It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
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I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Sporting Goods It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
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-- Erich Fromm Sporting Goods
The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
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-- Anonymous If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
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-- Henry David Thoreau Sporting Goods "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
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-- Malcolm Forbes "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Sporting Goods
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Sporting Goods Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Sporting Goods
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Sporting Goods The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Sporting Goods
Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Sporting Goods "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Sporting Goods
