FORS Training Centre - Oracle and Microsoft authorized training centre in Russia. Sylvan Prometric Testing Centre
Institute for High Performance Computing & Data Bases - Center for supercomputing applications was established in 1994 by the Russian Ministry for Science and Technologies at the Institute for High-Performance Computing and Data Bases.
Zhurnal.Ru - An Internet Journal in Russian, also available (in part) in English - dedicated to Russian Internet and CyberCulture.
The RUHEP/Radio-MSU Network - The goal of the project is to develop a high speed computer network providing access for Russian Scientific, Research and Educational Institutes to worldwide information resources of the Internet.
OpenWeb Workshop - The Workshop is a computer classroom and server in the Historical Library with a high-speed connection to the Internet. Representatives of local non-commercial organizations are invited to learn hypertext markup language (HTML) and mount homepages on-line free-of-charge.
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