Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde North Caucasus A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein North Caucasus
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle North Caucasus The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw North Caucasus
"The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa North Caucasus History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. North Caucasus
Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) North Caucasus I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw North Caucasus
Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker North Caucasus "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson North Caucasus
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde North Caucasus "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast North Caucasus
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe North Caucasus 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole North Caucasus
Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) North Caucasus There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain North Caucasus
"Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) North Caucasus Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken North Caucasus
He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov North Caucasus The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous North Caucasus
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe North Caucasus You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) North Caucasus
