You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Games "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Man and wife make one fool. Games
When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Games "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Games
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Games "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Games
In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Games Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Games
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues Games Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Games
The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Games Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Games
The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Games Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Games
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Games I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Games
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Games Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Games
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Games It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Games
"If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Games Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Games
