Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Kalmyk There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Kalmyk
The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Kalmyk "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff Kalmyk
Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Kalmyk "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Kalmyk
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Kalmyk Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Kalmyk
"Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Kalmyk Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Kalmyk
"People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Kalmyk A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Kalmyk
A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Kalmyk The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous Kalmyk
"Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Kalmyk Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Kalmyk
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Kalmyk There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Kalmyk
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Kalmyk "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Kalmyk
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Kalmyk If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Kalmyk
