Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Relationships Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Relationships
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Relationships The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Relationships
"The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Relationships What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Relationships
Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Relationships "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Relationships
They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Relationships Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Relationships
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Relationships There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Relationships
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Relationships During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Relationships
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Relationships The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Relationships
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Relationships Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Relationships
Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa Relationships "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Relationships
"Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Relationships I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Relationships
