"Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Lodging We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S Lodging
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Lodging Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Lodging
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Lodging Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Lodging
blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Lodging "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Lodging
The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Lodging "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Lodging
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Lodging Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Lodging
Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Lodging "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Lodging
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Lodging If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Lodging
Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Lodging The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Lodging
"Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Lodging Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Lodging
"People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Lodging Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Lodging
