"'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Parks You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Parks
If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Parks "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Parks
You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Parks A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Parks
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Parks I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Parks
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Parks "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Parks
A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Parks The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Parks
Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Parks This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Parks
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Parks "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Parks
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Parks "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Parks
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Parks Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Parks
"Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Parks Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Parks
