I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Serbia and Montenegro Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Serbia and Montenegro
Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Serbia and Montenegro "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Serbia and Montenegro
The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Serbia and Montenegro Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Serbia and Montenegro
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Serbia and Montenegro I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Serbia and Montenegro
"There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Serbia and Montenegro Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Serbia and Montenegro
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Serbia and Montenegro There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Serbia and Montenegro
"Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Serbia and Montenegro You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Serbia and Montenegro
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Serbia and Montenegro If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Serbia and Montenegro
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Serbia and Montenegro When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Serbia and Montenegro
"I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Serbia and Montenegro Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Serbia and Montenegro
If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Serbia and Montenegro Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Serbia and Montenegro
