Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Fashion Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Fashion
The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Fashion "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Fashion
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Fashion Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Fashion
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Fashion Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Fashion
This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Fashion "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Fashion
The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Fashion "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Fashion
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Fashion "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Fashion
There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) Fashion In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Fashion
I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Fashion The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Fashion
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Fashion "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Fashion
The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Fashion The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Fashion
