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China - Beijing - Embassy of Serbia and Montenegro in Beijing with general information on Serbia and Montenegro and details of consular services.
China - Shanghai - Consulate General of Serbia and Montenegro in Shanghai, with a photo gallery of Serbian and Montenegran landscapes, and consular information.
United Nations - New York - Permanent Mission of Serbia and Montenegro to the United Nations. Includes a list of official statements.
United States - Washington DC - Embassy of Serbia and Montenegro in Washington DC. Offers information on consular services, and on Serbia and Montenegro.
Japan - Tokyo - With a list of senior staff of the Embassy of Serbia and Montenegro in Tokyo, and links to government websites.
South Africa - Pretoria - Embassy of Serbia and Montenegro in Pretoria, with responsibility for South Africa, Botswana, Lesotho, Malawi, Mozambique, Namibia, Swaziland, Zambia and Zimbabwe. Includes pictures of the staff and consular information.
United Kingdom - London - Embassy of the Union of Serbia and Montenegro in London. Lists diaspora organizations and Serbian Orthodox Churches in Great Britain.
Switzerland - Berne - With contact information and a welcome message in English, and more content in Serbian.
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