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"I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman News and Media "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry News and Media
Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making News and Media Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) News and Media
If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons News and Media To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein News and Media
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov News and Media Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner News and Media
The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur News and Media Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours News and Media
If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) News and Media Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to News and Media
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha News and Media There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) News and Media
True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) News and Media "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge May you never leave your marriage alive. News and Media
"The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 News and Media "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo News and Media
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton News and Media Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands News and Media
"The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler News and Media The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke News and Media
