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Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Localities "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Localities
"And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Localities "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Localities
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Man and wife make one fool. Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Localities blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Localities
The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Localities The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Localities
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Localities "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Localities
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Localities Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Localities
Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Localities "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Localities
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Localities "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Localities
Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Localities If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Localities
"Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Localities Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Localities
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Localities What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Localities
