Art TV - Belgrade Arts and Culture television channel. Includes description, broadcast schedule, contact information and advestising details.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Television A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Television
The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Television When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Television
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Television The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Television
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Television Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Television
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Television I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Think off-center." (George Carlin) "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Television
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Television Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Television
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Television The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Television
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Television Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Television
Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Television There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Television
Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein Television You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Television
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Television And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Television
