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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Education Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Education
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Education Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Education
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Education There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Education
I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Education "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Education
An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Education The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Education
"I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Education Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Education
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Education Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Education
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Education "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Education
I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Education I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Education
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Education Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Education
"The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Education The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Education
