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Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Airports Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Airports
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Airports "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Airports
Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Airports Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Airports
"Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Airports What's new? Most of my wife. Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Airports
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Airports Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde My other wife is beautiful. Airports
Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Airports Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
remains fa "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Airports
In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Airports "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Airports
His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Airports The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Airports
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Airports I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Airports
"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Airports A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Airports
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Airports Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Airports
