Urban Transport Problems - Transport Faculty of Novi Sad analyzes some aspects of the city's traffic problems.
Institute of Field and Vegetable Crops - Has released over 600 high-yielding cultivars and hybrids, and has carried out numerous projects, both home and abroad.
Radio Novi Sad - Information on the city's biggest radio station, and its departments.
Novi Sad Destruction - Photo gallery of Novi Sad destruction during the NATO campaign in 1999.
To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Novi Sad And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Novi Sad
He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Novi Sad Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Novi Sad
In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Novi Sad "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Novi Sad
Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Novi Sad People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Novi Sad
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Novi Sad "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Novi Sad
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Novi Sad Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Novi Sad
Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Novi Sad "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Novi Sad
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Novi Sad Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Novi Sad
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Novi Sad "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Novi Sad
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Novi Sad If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Novi Sad
Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Novi Sad The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Novi Sad
