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-- John Powell Popular Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
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-- Frank Zappa Popular
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Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
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-- Gandhi Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
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-- George Bernard Shaw Popular
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-- English Proverb Popular
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
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-- Benjamin Tillett A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
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-- Anonymous I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
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-- Joan Crawford Popular We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
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