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-- Lucille S. Harper Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
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Character is what you are in the dark.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
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-- Will Rogers The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
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-- Lily Tomlin Internet
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I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
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