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Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Employment When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Employment
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Employment More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Employment
Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Employment If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Employment
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Employment "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Employment
"The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Employment An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Employment
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Employment It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Employment
Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Employment The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Employment
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Employment Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell Employment
Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Employment Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Employment
I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Employment "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Employment
Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Employment It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Employment
