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Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Banks There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Banks
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Banks Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Banks
"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Banks This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Banks
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Banks "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Banks
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Banks "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Banks
They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Banks "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Banks
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Banks Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Banks
Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Banks If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Banks
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Banks Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Banks
"A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Banks "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Banks
"One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Banks Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Banks
